Saturday, September 27, 2008

Cage and Disney Confirm "National Treasure 3"



Along with the news of a fourth Pirates movie, Disney also passed along further information, with Nicolas Cage and Disney's Dick Cook confirming that a National Treasure 3 is planned.

No plot is set, but their has been early rumors stating that Ben Gates and Co. may be uncovering clues to the lost city of Atlantis, which I would find pretty interesting.

The film, at the moment, is slated for a 2010 Holiday release.

Depp, but no Knightley as "Pirates of the Caribbean 4" is Confirmed


A fourth installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise has been confirmed by Disney. The date so far, is looking like it will be released in 2011, but that's not official right now. What is official is that Johnny Depp has signed on to once again play everyone's favorite pirate, Capt. Jack Sparrow. Other sources have confirmed that Keira Knightley, who has portrayed Elizabeth Swann in the three Pirates films will not be returning. She was quoted by M&C, saying:


"I think it was wonderful and an amazing opportunity and those films were just extraordinary and I was extremely lucky to be a part of them. But no. I think my pirating days may be over."


As far as the plot is concerned, there was hint at the end of At World's End, of a possibility of the pirates searching for The Fountain of Youth (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Fountain of Youth?). On the other hand, AICN received word from a source, saying:


In regards to PIRATES, two dramatically conflicting assessments about how a fourth film might be approached have been making the rounds. Some indications suggest the film's story would be far more contained than its predecessors, allowing for a budget-friendly downsizing.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, there's been unsubstantiated talk that a fourth film would go the other way completely...think in terms of ultra fantastical (dinosaurs, Jules Verne-esque floating fortresses, etc.) Not sure how I feel about either notion, to be honest. Not sure if I even care to see a fourth PIRATES film at all.


Only time will tell as we eagerly await the next couple years of hearing anything further about it.

"Fast & Furious" Trailer



Aching for some car on car action? Tame your fuel-filled nerves with the trailer for the fourth installment of the Fast and the Furious series. Apparently, they were running out of time for title choices, so they just removed the words "the" from the title, leaving it at Fast & Furious.


According to IMDB, the plot revolves around Bryan O'Connor (Paul Walker) being released from prison and teaming up with Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) to work with the Feds to bring down a heroin importer. Judging by the trailer, they seem to be up to their eyeballs in the same antics as the first film (hijacking moving vehicles, or in this case, tankers). The first part of the trailer looks to be an entire clip from the movie. Hopefully, this will bring Diesel's career back on track (after the disastrous Babylon A.D.). Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster also return from the first film, reprising the roles of Dom's girlfriend, Letty, and his sister, Mia, respectively. This installment is directed by Justin Lin, who also directed The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. The film is set to open June 12th, 2009.

Tom Cruise’s latest film: "Valkyrie" - Poster and Latest Trailer

Here is a look at Tom Cruise's latest flick, Valkyrie, a film he's put his primary focus on lately (he must be giving Katie Holmes a break). Included is the poster and the latest trailer.



http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/valkyrie.html?showVideo=1


Tom Cruise stars as Con. Claus von Stauffenberg (who does bear a striking resemblance), a German Nazi who risks it all while plotting to assassinate Hitler. An all-star cast follows including Eddie Izzard, Bill Nighy, Terence Stamp, Tom Wilkinson, Kenneth Branagh, Tom Hollander (Lord Beckett from Pirates 2 & 3), Kevin McNally (Gibbs from the Pirates movies), and Ian McNiece. The film is directed by Bryan Singer, who has done good work before with The Usual Suspects, X-Men, and X2: X-Men United.

Given the lack of Cruise's German accent (considering HIS CHARACTER IS FUCKING GERMAN!), this film may be critically panned. It could turn out to be good, though. You never know.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Save For De Niro and Pacino, "Righteous Kill" Is a Righteous Bore


I suppose there was a point during the filming of this movie where the filmmakers decided to just screw it, because they have two of Hollywood's greatest actors starring in it. At least, that's what it felt like while watching this. Robert De Niro and Al Pacino, two of the best actor's in this generation, set up shop in a mess of a film.

The film opens with De Niro's character, Turk, a NYC cop, being videotaped in what looks like a confession. The whole film is told in a flashback, as we see Turk, a brash and often hot-headed detective, on the job. He's partners with Rooster (Pacino) and has been for over 30 years. They're on the case of a mysterious serial killer, who leaves poems with his victims, which describes his justification for these murders. His victims also are all people who have been acquitted of their crimes, although they're guilty of said crimes and have just fallen through the crack in the judicial system. This case also seems to have a mysterious link to another case they thought they closed up years ago. Their investigation leads them to a drug dealer named Spider (Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson). They wire-tap a drug-using lawyer (Trilby Glover) to infiltrate his lair and see if they can dig anything up. Meanwhile, Turk is having trouble with his girlfriend, a forensics scientist (Carla Gugino), as well as two other detectives are also on the case (John Leguizamo, Donnie Wahlberg). The big question, of course, is: who's committing these crimes? Is it Turk? Could it be someone else? Whoever it is, Turk and Rooster would love to pin a medal on this guy, even though they have to make an arrest.

This movie will only be heralded as the first time Robert De Niro and Al Pacino share some serious screen time together. Hard to believe, but they've actually been in two other films together. They both starred in The Godfather Part II, although they never shared any screen time at all. They didn't actually have any scenes together until Michael Mann's 1995 crime opus, Heat. They only have two scenes in this one, a pivotal one at a cafe and the climactic scene at LAX. Now they get paired together in this clunker. De Niro and Pacino are so fantastic in this movie, you almost forget how horrible it really is. Almost. It's as if the filmmakers forgot about everything else, and put their entire focus on De Niro's and Pacino's characters. In fact, De Niro's role seemed to have been written specifically for him. If you look closely at the movies, you'll notice subtle references that Turk says or does, to earlier De Niro films. The supporting cast doesn't offer much. Actually, it's quite sad. They support here is a drag. Usually you get some welcome support from actors like Gugino and Leguizamo, but we end up empty-handed. They seem to just drag through their roles as if their real-life career was just another menial, nine to five job. Jackson, for the most part, looks like he got some lemon juice up his nose. His face is always scrunched up. I don't know, maybe he has a headache. The story is chocked will just about every single cop cliche known to Hollywood, right up to a scene where the tough chief (played here by Brian Dennehy) threatens to take away the badge. The story starts out okay, but then gets lost within itself, becoming as gritty as the enviroment this story takes place in. For a majority of the film, we're led to believe it's one person doing the killings, then in the last ten minutes or so, are thrown a curve, and expect us to just take it. Now, I'm obviously not going to tell you whom or what is going on, but I was disappointed by it. I will recommend this movie, but merely for the performances of our two leads. Otherwise, I'm sure you can find something more righteous to do with your time than watch this.


2 stars

"Spider-Man 4" A Go


All you Spidey fans can once again get ready to dust off your homemade Spider-Man suits, a fourth Spidey picture has been announced. Director Sam Raimi will be on board for the third time, along with Tobey Maguire. The script will be written by Zodiac scribe Jamie Vanderbilt. It's also been announced that the script plans to be big enough for two films (much like Spider-Man 3 was), therefore leading to serious consideration about filming a fourth and fifth Spider-Man film back to back. The film is slated for a 2011 release, with principal photography to begin in 2009. As far as villains and characters will go, everyone involved is keeping a tight lid on it. Rumors that date back to when Spider-Man 3 was in the works involve Bruce Campbell (who's made cameos in all the Spider-Man movies) getting a bigger role, and playing Mysterio. I, for one, would like to see that. Campbell is a good actor. Recent rumors include having Dr. Curt Connors in a bigger role. In the comics, he becomes The Lizard. Fan-made trailers for Spider-Man 4 have been popping up all over YouTube, some of which contain The Lizard and Carnage (the out-of-control opposite of Venom). Only time will tell as the film will prepare to get under way.


Until next time, I'll be seeing you...at the movies.

Latest James Bond Trailer


The latest trailer for the upcoming James Bond movie, Quantum of Solace, is now available. Enjoy.

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809961074/video/9655524

The 22nd Bond picture will be released November 14th.

Cage Keeps Us Entertained in "Bangkok Dangerous"


What is it with hairdos? Tom Hanks got panned for his do in The Da Vinci Code and now Nic Cage is getting it in this one. To me, it looks the same as in his last film, Next. Well, it's not the hair that does the acting, it's the the person underneath it. Okay, enough about hair. Bangkok Dangerous, which is a remake of the 1999 Thai film, and directed by the same people (Oxide Pang Chung, Danny Pang) is a slightly entertaining action drama with Cage being the anchor of this film.

Cage plays Joe, a professional hitman in Bankok on business. He's got a series of hits to make. Through Cage's narration (which is always interesting), he explains the rules and regulations of being a successful hitman, because you never know when someone in the audience will suddenly decide to take up a risky profession. He hires a young pickpocket named Kong (Shahkrit Yamnarm) to be his errand boy, for $2,000 a day. Sounds nice, huh? Well, what Kong doesn't know is that Joe plans on killing him after everything's done. Joe also has made it a habit to be a loner. That is, until he meets a deaf pharmacist named Fon (Charlie Yeung). He falls for her and struggles about whether he should tell her what he really does or not. After Kong gets the shit kicked out of him, Joe reluctantly makes him his apprentice, showing him the ropes of becoming a successful hitman. On the final hit, Joe's contacts decide to kill him, so that the hit won't get traced back to them.

Cage is the whole show here. He puts on his dead-pan expression, as he shuffles through this film. The action is pretty good and the boat chase is nice and old-fashioned. The only real problem with this film is the camerawork. It's a bit flashy for this type of film. It just doesn't work. Also, the ending is a bit of a real drag. If you're looking for small-time entertainment, then get caught up in Bangkok.


2 1/2 stars

"College" Just Another Teenage Rip-Off


There are two things very wrong with College, the latest teenage raunch fest. The first is that damn title. It could win an award for Most Generic Title of the Year. The second is that it doesn't have a single original bone in it's poorly constructed body. It's just a collage of pale imitations and bad clones. If you've seen as many college-based movies as I have, you'll see it too.

The story is about three friends, the cute but meek Kevin (Drake Bell), geeky Morris (Kevin Covais), and horn-dog tubby Carter (Carter Scott). These high school seniors have planned for a weekend at a college, where they plan to take tours and meet with teachers. Then they hear of the awesome time another classmate had there. When they get there, they end up having to bunk at a run-down frat house, filled with juvenile guys who stop at nothing to torture these pre-frosh. But still, they get a chance to party and Kevin gets a chance to loosen up, which is why his girlfriend broke up with him. While there, they each meet a member of the opposite sex. Kevin falls for Kendall (Haley Bennett), Morris for Heather (Camilla Mana), and Carter with Amy (Nathalie Walker). The three girls are led to believe they're all freshman, which would lead to an completely predictable point where they find out that they're not, then they try and win their hearts back. Yawn.

First thing, right off the bat, I noticed that the three main characters looked an awful lot like Evan, Seth, and McLovin from Superbad. Then the movie rolls forward, unleashing everything in its unoriginal storyline. They even rip-off the king of college comedies, Animal House. For shame! Bell and Bennett are the only assets here. Both are charming and almost make it worth stomaching this film. Bell, like his Drake & Josh co-star Josh Peck, is attempting to shed his teenage status. This won't get him anywhere. The big surprise of this film is Covais. No, not his acting (which is okay). No, it's the fact that I remember him from American Idol. That's right! For all you Idol fans, Covais was on there, and was better known as "Chicken Little." So...he goes from participating in the biggest reality show of all time (and finishing in the Top 20) to starring in a lame-ass raunch-fest? Nice. He should stick to singing. The tagline simply says: Best. Weekend. Ever. Actally, it's: Biggest. Rip-Off. Ever.


1 star

"Disaster Movie": The Title Says It All


My headache returns. I start getting jittery. I anxiously look at the clock constantly. No, nothing's wrong with me. It's just that I was watching the latest Friedberg and Seltzer "spoof" film. I put the word spoof in quotations, because it's less of a spoof and more of just a way to incorporate every single pop culture reference and latest movie into a film. To put it in layman's term: THIS MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS!!

What a shitload of fuck! Why do they keep cranking this garbage out? It's not even funny. They just keep torturing us. JUST STOP IT ALREADY!! Friedberg and Selter wouldn't know a spoof film if it jumped up their ass and laid eggs in their colon.

This latest barf-fest is about a group of teenagers, who, while having a sweet 16 party for their 25-year-old friend, witness the world coming to an end, combined with asteroids and tornadoes. The main character, Will (Matt Lanter), claims he had a dream (which was an opening flashback in 10,001 B.C.) where Amy Winehouse told him the world would end and that it had something to do with the Crystal Skull (which here looks more like molded snot). So, Will and his friends set out to find it. Will is also searching for his girlfriend, who's trapped at the museum.
What makes this even more sad is that a few of the teaser posters were actually clever. Although they decided to spoof posters from other movies as well, the ones that were actually spoofed off of disaster movies were kinda funny. Why couldn't the movie be like this? Why all this crap? Everything from Enchanted to Indiana Jones to The Dark Knight is made fun of, all to no effect. You know it's bad when you check IMDB and after only being in theaters for less than a week, it's rated the No. 1 worst movie ever made. This movie is what you'd find if you were to look in the port-a-potty's next to the chili-dog eating contest.
1 star

Fall/Winter Movie Preview

As the summer draws to an end, we take a step back and gasp at how awesome this summer was. Despite a few disappointments (ahem, Star Wars), for the most part, the summer was one to remember. Box office records were broken, movies made us sing, as well as laugh and cry (for various reasons). Here's a look at what's coming up in the next months over the fall and winter seasons, along with my usual quips about them. Take it all in.

Sept. 5th

A Secret - A French film about a young boy that discovers a shocking family secret. (Opens in limited release on this date in the U.S.) If you're into foreign films, check this one out. It looks to be pretty good.

Bangkok Dangerous- Nicolas Cage heads back into action, sporting the same hairstyle he wore in Next. This time, Cage plays a hitman, in the title city to do a few jobs. In the meantime, he falls for a local and bonds with his errand boy. All the while, the guy he's supposed to kill decides to take him out instead. This is a remake of the 1999 Thailand film of the same name. Cage has been kind of hit and miss with action films, but this one looks to be fairly entertaining. Let's hope I'm right.

Ping-Pong Playa - Comedy with Jimmy Tsai (who also co-wrote) as a kid who dreams of becoming a professional basketball player. He wants to get away from his dead end job. While teaching his Mom's ping-pong classes, he tries to lead a group of youngsters to table tennis glory. I never heard of this one until about a week or so ago. Hopefully, it'll generate more laughs than last year's ping-pong comedy, Balls of Fury.

Sept. 12th

Burn After Reading - The Coen Brothers go back to their natural territory, dark comedy, after taking hom Oscar gold with No Country For Old Men. This one should please fans of the Coen comedy genre. This story is about tw dim-witted gym employees (Brad Pitt, Frances McDormand) who attempt to extort a CIA agent (John Malkovich) after they find a CD-ROM containing what might be classified information. Also starring is Tilda Swinton as Malkovich's wife and George Clooney as her scheming lover. Judging by the trailer, this one looks to be one of the Coen Bros. finest comedies.

Righteous Kill - Robert De Niro and Al Pacino star with each other for the first time since 1995's Heat. This time, they play two NYPD cops fighting through the political red tape to capture a serial killer. Both De Niro and Pacino have been dealt some shitty roles in the past, but this one looks to bring them both out of the muck. Let's hope, for their sake (and ours), that it delivers.

Tyler Perry's The Family That Preys - Tyler Perry, who seems to want to take all of his stage work and put it on screen, plops out another one, about two families of opposite sides that learn to work together. In my book, Perry is 0-4 with his movies, but he's bound to come out of the hole sometime...right?

The Women - Ah, yes. Another remake. Actually, this is the first American remake of the season. This is a a do-over of George Cukor's 1939 film about a New Yorker who leaves her cheating husband and bonds with other women at a resort. This one boasts an all-star cast including Meg Ryan, Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett Smith, Bette Midler, Candice Bergan, Carrie Fisher, Cloris Leachman, and Debi Mazar. This sounds like it could be a cross between The First Wives Club and Sex and the City. Definitely what the guys would call "a chick flick."

Sept. 17th

Appaloosa - Ed Harris directs (the first time since 2000's Pollack), co-writes, and stars in this Western about a lawman (Harris) in the 1880s who sets out to clean up the title town. Viggo Mortenson (who last co-starred with Harris in David Cronenberg's 2005 thriller A History of Violence) plays his sidekick. The film also stars Renee Zellweger and Jeremy Irons. This is based off the 2005 Western novel of the same name, written by crime writer Robert B. Paker. I'm a fan of Westerns and this one, judging by the cast and the source material, seems to be a good one. Westerns haven't really been box office material over the past few years, but hopefully we'll be surprised. Plus, we get to see Zellweger in YET ANOTHER period piece film. She must love wearing those old time clothes. (This film opens in limited release on this date. Wide release is set for October 3rd.)

Sept. 19th

Battle in Seattle - Stuart Townsend writes and directs this drama about activists who arrive in Seattle to protest a meeting of the World Trade Organization, which eventually starts riots. This film stars Woody Harrelson and Charlize Theron. (This film opens in limited release on this date.) Should be an interesting film. Having Harrelson and Theron (who also worked together in 2005's North Country) on board should make it even more so.

The Duchess - No, this isn't a film based off of Fergie's album, but rather a true story, 18th-century melodrama starring Keira Knightley (another actress with a penchant for dressing in old fashioned garments) as Georgina, the Duchess of Devonshire, a headstrong heroine who, despite becoming a celebrity, must endure her villainous husband (Ralph Fiennes) who rapes her and forces her to give up another man's child. Should be entertaining enough, as most period pieces have been in the past. Oscar noms could also be in the future for Knightley and Fiennes for this film. (This film opens in limited release in the U.S., on this date.)

Ghost Town - Comedy about a scroogish dentist (Ricky Gervais) who, during a colonoscopy, dies for about ten minutes (or less). When he awakens, he discovers that he can see ghosts. These ghosts want his help, but one in particular, played by Greg Kinnear, wants him to woo his widow (Lea Teoni) so she doesn't marry a scumbag (Billy Campbell). With someone as funny as Gervais in the lead, you can't miss. Add Kinnear and ghosts in the plot line and I'm hooked.

Hounddog - Drama with Dakota Fanning as a young girl in the American South who finds comfort in Elvis Presley's songs. This is the controversial film that made buzz some months back in which Fanning's character gets brutally raped...on screen. Hopefully this drama will be decent and not a dud, like it was in 2007 when it was publicly and critically panned at Sundance. (This film opens in limited release on this date.)

Igor - An animated tale featuring the voice of John Cusack as the title character, one of many Igor's that serve their masters. This particular Igo would rather invent, though. Looks to be a charming animated comedy. Other cast voices include John Cleese, Steve Buscemi, Jennifer Coolidge, Arsenio Hall, Sean Hayes, and Eddie Izzard.
Lakeview Terrace - Samuel L. Jackson stars in this thriller as a neighbor who will stop at nothing to get rid of the interracial couple that's moved in next door. Oh, yeah. Jackson's a cop, too. Hopefully, this will turn out to be a pretty decent thriller and not be another waste of Sam's time.

My Best Friend's Girl - Another insipid comedy featuring Dane Cook. This one has Cook being hired by his friend (Jason Biggs) to take out his ex-girlfriend (Kate Hudson) and make a complete ass of himself, so she can realize what a great guy he was. Judging alone by the lead cast's track record, I'm putting my money on this one crashing and burning. Cook last starred in Good Luck Chuck (we all know how that turned out); Biggs' last film, Wedding Daze, went straight to video (and sucked); and Hudson's last film was the big flop, Fool's Gold. Let's hope they can salvage their careers from this one, otherwise it could be back to the fryers for them.

Sept. 26th

Blindness - Thriller with Julianne Moore as the wife of a doctor who, for some reason, is the only person who can see, after an epidemic leaves the citizens of a city blind. Not sure what to make of this one, except that it seems they really seem to be getting desperate for storylines. A blind epidemic? Mark Ruffalo and Danny Glover co-star, so hopefully this will be a decent film.
Choke - Sam Rockwell stars in this comedy-drama about a con man who pays for his mother's hospital bill by preying on those who rescue him from "choking." Rockwell has always had good comedic timing. Let's hope his timing isn't off. Angelica Huston and Kelly MacDonald co-star.

Eagle Eye - Shia LeBeouf and Michelle Monaghan star in this thriller about two people who are brought together in a deadly game of cat-and-mouse, orchestrated by a mysterious caller who seems to know their every move. Billy Bob Thornton plays the FBI agent hot on their trail. This was conceived and executive produced by Steven Spielberg. It does seem like they watched The Matrix, then came up with the idea after watching the scene where Morpheus helps Neo avoid the agents via cell phone. This looks to be a decent thriller. This film holds more sentimental value for a friend of mine, who was a stand-in for Monaghan.

Forever Strong - Ah, it's fall, which must mean a sport movie will be coming out. What's this? A movie about rugby? That hasn't been done before! Unfortunately, the story has. It's a tale of a talented, but troubled player (Sean Faris) who must play against the team his father (Neal McDonough) coaches. I'm sure cliches will abound in this flick. Before you know it, there will be an inspirational sports story on curling.

The Lucky Ones - A comedy-drama about three soldiers, played by Rachel McAdams, Tim Robbins, and Michael Pena, who return home from the Iraq War, injured. They discover that life has moved on without them, so they decide to take a road trip together, with each one having a personal reason for the trip. If this is as dull as Home of the Brave (another story of soldiers returning from Iraq), then movie-goers themselves would be the lucky ones to stay away from this. Considering the cast, though, it might not be bad.

Miracle at St. Anna - Spike Lee directs this true-story account of the U.S. Army's 92nd Infantry Division, which was a segregated unit that fought the Germans in Italy during World War II. Four of the soldiers (Laz Alonso (Stomp the Yard), Derek Luke (Antwone Fisher), Omar Benson Miller (Get Rich or Die Tryin'), and Michael Ealy (Barbershop) become seperated from their unit during a battle at the Serchio River and end up in a village behind enemy lines. Spike Lee hasn't let us down and he may even earn a couple Oscar nods for this biopic.

Nights in Rodanthe - Richard Gere and Diane Lane reunite (they last starred in 2002's Unfaithful) in this romantic drama. Gere plays a doctor who travels to North Carolina to find his estranged son and sparks a romance with an uhappily married woman (Lane). Scott Glenna and James Franco (as Gere's son) also star.

Oct. 3rd

An American Carol - A Christmas Carol gets the Zucker treatment as David (Zucker) co-writes and directs this spoof of the beloved Charlese Dickens classic. The story is about an anti-American filmmaker (Kevin Farley, brother of the late Chris), that bears a striking resemblance to documentarian Michael Moore (down to the name) who is out to abolish Independence Day, and is visited by three ghosts who set out to show him the true meaning of America. Zucker was last seen behind the helm at Scary Movie 4, which wasn't all that funny. Hopefully, this will put David, who's previously done Airplane! and The Naked Gun, back in the ring as one of the funniest filmmakers of all time.

Beverly Hill Chihuahua - I can see it now. Paris Hilton praising this film, saying "It's, like, the best film ever made!" Hopefully, it has nothing to do with being a dog version of Beverly Hills Cop. Actually, it's a Disney film about a ritzy Beverly Hills chihuahua (voice of Drew Barrymore) who gets lost in Mexico while vacationing with her sitter, and needs assistance to get back home. Other voice cast members include Salma Hayek, George Lopez, Andy Garcia, Cheech Marin, and Paul Rodriguez. Those acting among the human world include Piper Perabo as the sitter and Jamie Lee Curtis as the owner of the aforementioned lost dog. In my opinion, this looks to be more of an eye-roller than a film pleaser.

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People - Based off of Toby Young's memoir of the same name, this comedy is about a British writer (Simon Pegg) who has trouble fitting in at a high profile New York magazine. Forgetting Run, Fatboy, Run, Pegg has a great track record, and hopefully he keeps it up. Gillian Anderson, Jeff Bridges, Kirsten Dunst, and Megan Fox (Transformers) also star.

Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist - Teen comedy about two high school seniors, played by Michael Cera (Superbad, Juno) and Kat Dennings (The 40-Year-Old Virgin), who fall in love with each other over the course of one night as they head all over Manhattan in search of a secret late-night concert put on by their favorite indie-rock band. Despite its two stars being from Judd Apatow films, this is not an Apatow production. Cera has played the charming, meek kid in his last two films, while this appears to be Dennings first starring vehicle (she played Catherine Keener's daughter in Virgin). Let's hope that this comedy delivers.

Rachel Getting Married - Indie drama, directed by Jonathan Demme (Silence of the Lambs), about a recovering drug addict (Anne Hathaway) who's temporarily released from rehab, in order to attend her sister's wedding. Forget the super-sexy spy she played in Get Smart or the heroine in The Princess Diaries movies, this is a totally different Hathaway. She's got an enormous talent and I think she'll really nail this role home.
Religulous - Comedic documentary starring Bill Maher, who takes on the current state of world religion. Knowing Maher's comedy, this one should be biting and an entertaining doc.

What Just Happened - Robert De Niro stars in this comedy-drama satire, directed by Barry Levinson (who also directed another Hollywood-based satire with De Niro, 1997's Wag the Dog), as a struggling Hollywood producer who's having trouble getting his new project off the ground. I've always been a fan of movies involving Hollywood and/or other movies being made, and this one should be fun to watch. Stanley Tucci, John Turturro, Kristin Stewart (Zathura), and Bruce Willis (who plays himself) also star.

Oct. 8th

RocknRolla - Director Guy Ritchie's lastest crime film consists of a London real-estate scam that puts millions of pounds up for the taking. Naturally, this attracts some of the toughest guys, as well as the more established underground players, all who want to get rich quick. This consists of a cast of basically unknowns, but Gerard Butler, Ludacris, and Tom Wilkinson do star in it. I hope that this will be better than Ritchie's last film, Revolver, and as good as either Snatch or Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.

Oct. 10th

Ashes of Time Redux - A Hong Kong action movie about a hitman who goes to the desert and finds skilled swordsman to carry out his contracts. Should be plenty of high-flying action.
Body of Lies - Ridley Scott's latest reunites him with Russell Crowe for the fourth time in this action-thriller, based off the David Ignatius novel. Leonardo DiCaprio also stars in this story about a former journalist who was injured in the Iraq War, and is hired by the CIA to track down an Al Queda leader. With powerhouse performances to lead and an equally powerful director behind the lens, this film should not disappoint.

City of Ember - Bill Murray, Tim Robbins, and Martin Landau star in this fantasy film about a special, brightly lit city (built to last 200 years) that has a dying generator. Two teenagers must find clues hidden within in the city before the lights go out. Should be an entertaining film.

The Express - Another fact-based sports story. This one is about Ernie Davis, running back for the Syracuse Orangemen, who became the first African-American player to win the Heisman. Dennis Quaid stars as the tough-as-nails coach. Although a typical true sports story, this one should hold up its own and turn out pretty good. Look for a friend of mine, Naomi Heilmann, who plays the Majorette. You can also more than likely spot her in various parts of the movie, amongst the crowds, as she was an extra as well.

Quarantine - Horror film about a TV reporter and her cameraman who are assigned to cover a night in the life of a Los Angeles fire department station. After the station responds to a call, they discover that a woman living in the building has been infected with something. They try to escape, but discover that the CDC has quarantined the building. Horror films have been rather dull lately, but this one looks like it could stand out from the rest (there's at least one every year). Hopefully, it won't disappoint the audience.

Sex Drive - Teenage comedy about a high school senior who travels cross-country with his friends to meet a girl he met online. No doubt there will be a barrage of juvenile humor in what sounds like a thin story. As a matter of fact, this sounds exactly like Eurotrip, only instead of acros the world, it's across the country. Lame.

Oct. 17th

Filth and Wisdom - British comedy about three flat mates living desperate lives. British comedies rarely disappoint, so let's hope this one doesn't.

Flash of Genius - Inspiring true-story drama about Bob Kearns, who invented the intermittent windshield wiper, only to have his design stolen. Set out to prove it, he fights a long battle with the U.S. automobile industry. Greg Kinnear stars as Kearns and Lauren Graham as his wife. Dermot Mulroney and Alan Alda also star. Kinnear is never a disappointment, and this film should be really good.

Max Payne - Another video-game adaptation hits the big screen. So far, they have yet to make a good movie based off a video game. Hopefully, this one ends that streak. Mark Wahlberg stars as the title character, a DEA agent out to kill those that murdered his family. Ignore the cliched story. This one will be all about the action.

The Secret Life of Bees - Dramatic tale based off Sue Monk Kidd's 2002 best-seller, set in 1964 South Carolina, where a young girl (Dakota Fanning) flees from her abusive father (Paul Bettany). In tow is her nanny (Jennifer Hudson), on the run herself for offending local officers while trying to vote. They find solace at a bee farm, owned by three sisters (Queen Latifah, Alicia Keys, Sophie Okonedo). This should be a charming tale. Fans of the book will certainly swarm to this one (pardon the pun).

W. - Director Oliver Stone's latest, a semi-biographical account (or is it?) about the life and times of our current President, George W. Bush. This is the third time Stone will be directing a movie about a President and the first movie ever to be based off a President that's still in office. Many have been wondering whether Stone will be accurate on his account of the "Dubya's" life or if it will become more of a satirical joke. Josh Brolin stars as our esteemed head of state. Also starring are Elizabeth Banks as First Lady Laura, Thandie Newton as Condoleeza, Richard Dreyfuss as V.P. Dick Cheney, Ioan Gruffudd as Tony Blair, Scott Glenn as Donald Rumsfeld, and James Cromwell as Bush, Sr. I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to checking this one out.

Oct. 24th

Changeling - Clint Eastwood directs and Angelina Jolie stars in this gripping drama/thriller about a California telephone-company employee in the 1920s, whose son mysteriously disappears. John Malkovich co-stars as a local pastor. This film made a huge critical buzz at Cannes this year and should do so again when it hits theaters and around Oscar time. Noms could be in the future for this film.

High School Musical 3: Senior Year - Now here's a film that, even if it fails, could still be remembered in Hollywood history. Most films start out in theaters, then their subsequent sequels (if the film isn't successful) arrive straight to video or on TV. This one is vice versa. The first two movies both aired on the Disney Channel. They were both such huge hits that the third one was decided to be released in theaters. Whoopee. It's senior year for the kids at East High and that's plenty reason to sing a bevy of songs about romance, books, people, the floor, and God knows what else. Given a bigger budget, this film should have better camera shots and a wider array of setting...at least one would hope. It's a no-brainer that this film will strike big in the box office, but will critics (and fans alike) like it?

Passengers - Dramatic thriller starring Anne Hathaway as a grief counselor, counseling survivors of a plane crash. Things get weirder when they start going missing. Hathaway's a strong asset and this film should be interesting...at least the story makes it sound interesting. We have been deceived before.

Pride and Glory - Edward Norton and Colin Farrell star in this crime drama that centers on a multi-generational family of New York City police officers. Moral codes are tested when one of the officer's (Norton) investigates a police corruption scandal, one that his brother-in-law (Farrell) might be behind and could disrupt the entire family's legacy. Jon Voight co-stars. Considering the powerhouse cast, this should be a great film.

Saw V - Oh, shit. Halloween is around the corner. That could only mean...time for another useless entry in the Saw series. Even though Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) and his apprentice, Amanda (Shawnee Smith), are long dead (they died in Saw III), they keep finding more ridiculous (albeit unique) ways to torture people. They story revolves around forensics exper Hoffman (Costas Mandylor), who goes on the hunt in order to cover up that he's the new Jigsaw. Lame. Moving on.

Synedoche, New York - Comedy-drama starring Philip Seymour Hoffman as a struggling theater director who attempts to build a life-size replica of New York City in a warehouse, for his latest play. An all-star female cast includes Samantha Morton, Catherine Keener, Emily Watson, Dianne Wiest, Hope Davis, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and Michelle Williams. Could be an entertaining movie, especially movie, especially judging by the plot, which was written by acclaimed writer Charlie Kaufman (who also directs).

Oct. 31st

The Haunting of Molly Hartley - Can't pick a more perfect date than this. A ghost story opening on Halloween. This is about a young girl who's just moved to a new town after her Mom's psychotic breakdown. Suddenly, she begins seeing images and hearing things that suggest a dark secret to her past. Sounds typical, like we've seen it before. If it's anything like the ghost stories over the past few years, it's gonna suck.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno - It's nothing like the title makes it out to be. Okay. I lied . It's everything the title makes it out to be. Kevin Smith directs this comedy starring Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks about two platonic friends who need to scrounge up some money, so they decide to make an adult film together. Sounds like a decent idea. Raunchiness is sure to be at the hilt with this film in this film, along with the nudity and sexuality. Justin Long co-stars, along with Jason Mewes and Jeff Anderson, who we'll finally get to see outside of their prospective Clerks roles.

Nov. 7th

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa - Sequel to the hugely popular 2005 animated Dreamworks film reunites the original the original voice cast as they attempt to fly back to New York (they rebuilt that old plane from the first), then crash land in Africa. There, Alex (voice of Ben Stiller) discovers his family. I didn't really care for the first one, and for this one, I'm going to watch it for the penguins. The late Bernie Mac provides the voice of Alex's father.

Repo! The Genetic Opera - Despite the dark and somewhat humorous plot, this looks to be nothing more than a standard slasher flick. The story is about a worldwide epidemic that has reached alarming rates. This encourages a biotech company to launch an organ-financing program, much like what you would do to get a loan for a car. The repossession clause, though, is the real catch.
Role Models - Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott star in this comedy about two energy drink reps that are forced to enroll in a Big Brother program, due to their wild behavior. Sounds like a good romp, but be on guard.

Nov. 14th

Quantum of Solace - One of the most highly anticipated films of the year (certainly one of mine) finally hits the big screen. The 22nd Bond film, a sequel to 2006's Casino Royale, takes place not long after the ending in Casino. Daniel Craig returnas 007, who's seeking revenge on whoever was behind the death of Vesper Lynd. This leads him to stopping an environmentalist from taking control of the world's water supply. Dame Judi Dench and Jeffrey Wright return as "M" and Felix Leither, respectively. Olga Kurylenko, Jesper Christiensen, and Mathieu Almraic also star. So dust off your black dinner jacket, make sure your martini is properly shaken, and strap yourself in for what could be one of the most exciting films of the year.
Lake City - Southern drama with Sissy Spacek about a mother and son who reunite under despeate circumstances, years after a family tragedy drove them apart. Troy Garity, Rebecca Romijn, and Dave Matthews also star. The cast looks good, so let's hope that this film delivers.
Nobel Son - Comedy-drama starring Alan Rickman as a professor that receives the Nobel Prize on the same night his teenage son is kidnapped and held for ransom. Sounds like a dark comedy, which has been hit and miss over the years. Judging by the trailer, it looks to be pretty good, though.

Nothing Like the Holidays - Christmas movies begin to flood out, starting with this comedy-drama about a Puerto Rican family, living in West Chicago, who may be spending their last Christmas together. Debra Messing, John Leguizamo, Freddy Rodriguez, Luis Guzman, and Alfred Molina star.


The Road - Post-apocalyptic drama about a father and son (Viggo Mortensen, Kodi Smit-McPhee), who struggle to survive as they make their way across a torched America, to the coast. Based off the 2006 Cormac McCarthy novel and directed by John Hillcoat, who also directed 2005's The Proposition, a gritty Australian Western (which was influenced by another McCarthy novel). Should be an interesting film, as most stories involving a post-apocalypse are.
Soul Men - Samuel L. Jackson and Bernie Mac star as two estranged soul-singing legends that agree to reunite in a performance at the Apollo Theater, to honor the death of their band leader. Final film roles for both Mac and Issac hayes (who appears as himself) should provide some impact for this film. It sounds like a pretty solid comedy.


Nov. 21st


The Soloist - Jamie Foxx stars in this true-story drama about a musical prodigy who's become a schizophrenic, homeless man in L.A. Along the way, he befriends a soul-scarred jounalist (Robert Downey, Jr.). Foxx has never let us down and with the hits Downey, Jr. has had recently, this should be a very compelling drama.


Bolt - Disney's latest CG animated film features the voice of John Travolta as the title character, a small German Shepherd who's the star of an action TV show (think Lassie mixed with James Bond) and has never left the set. Being cooped up like that, Bolt thinks everything done in the show is real, so when he leaves the studio lot, he thinks his human co-star, Penny (voice of Miley Cyrus), has really been kidnapped by the dastardly villain of the show. The trailer has some laughs, and this charming comedy should appeal to both children and adults.


Australia - Baz Luhrmann directs and Hugh Jackman and Nicole Kidman (who also starred in Luhrmann's 2001 project, Moulin Rouge!) star in this war drama set in the title continent just before World War II. The story is about an English aristocrat who inherits a sprawling ranch and reluctantly pairs with a stock-man in order to protect her new property from a takeover. As the two of them herd over 2,000 cattle across the Australian landscape, they experience, first-hand, the Japanese bombing of Darwin. This film has been pushed back further each time. Let's hope it was worth the wait.


Nov. 26th


Four Christmases - Comedy with Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn as a couple who struggle to visit all four of their divorced parents on Christmas Day. Vince Vaughn hasn't done that well in the Christmas comedy dept. (Fred Claus was just okay), so let's hope this one is better. Robert Duvall, Jon Favreau, Mary Steenburgen, Kristin Chenoweth, Sissy Spacek, and Dwight Yoakam co-star.


Milk - True-story drama about Harvey Milk (Sean Penn), the first openly gay man elected to a major political office - before he was assassinated in 1978 by former San Francisco city supervisor Dan White (Josh Brolin). James Franco and Emile Hirsch co-star. If the on-screen make-out scene with Penn and Franco won't turn you towards this film, then the controversial buzz that will generate around this film might, considering this is the first gay-themed film since 2005's Brokeback Mountain.


Transporter 3 - Jason Statham returns to ass-kicking status, playing Frank Martin, the professional transporter, for a third go-around. This time, Frank is in Paris, driving his souped-up Audi, delivering packages, no matter what they are or how high the risk. Luc Besson co-wrote the screenplay. As exciting as the first two were, hopefully this one won't disappoint as we're sure to see plenty of martial art action courtesy of Statham himself.


Dec. 5th


Frost/Nixon - Another story of Nixon gets the Hollywood treatment. This one is directed by Ron Howard and is a dramatic recreation of the post-Watergate TV interviews between British talk-show host David Frost (Michael Sheen) and former President Richard M. Nixon (Frank Langella). Sam Rockwell, Kevin Bacon, Oliver Platt, and Toby Jones co-star. It seems the late Nixon was always entertaining, giving this is about the fourth time our infamous former head of state will be featured in a film. We hope this movie will be entertaining as well.


Punisher: War Zone - Sequel to the 2004 Marvel action film has Ray Stevenson taking over for Thomas Jane (who pulled out because of creative differences) as Frank Castle, aka The Punisher. This time Frank sets his sights on mob boss Billy Russoti, who becomes Jigsaw after Frank leaves him horribly scarred. Now, Frank must stand up against the army that Jigsaw has built in order to destroy him. Should be a decent action flick from Marvel. Not sure how good it will be compared to the first one (which I really enjoyed), but it may crave the hunger for those that want a lot of action.


Dec. 12th


The Day the Earth Stood Still - Why, oh why, do they need to remake such a sci-fi classic? Because it happened with War of the Worlds? Well, this one (I pray) is at least decent compared to the 1951 version. This one stars Keanu Reeves as Klaatu, who comes to Earth with a giant robot companion to warn them. Instead of the Cold War setting we received in the original, this one will point more towards environmental destruction and Klaatu's warning on what will happen if we don't clean up. Jennifer Connolly, Kathy Bates, and John Cleese also star in this drama.


Defiance - Daniel Craig slips out of his black tux and into something a little grubbier, in this true-story drama about three Jewish brothers (Craig, Liev Schreiber, Jamie Bell) who escape from Nazi-occupied Poland into the Belarussian forest, where they join Russian resistance fighters. True stories have, for the most part, been big hits. This one, considering the size of the cast, and the fact that its something a little bit different than the war movies we're used to seeing, should be an enjoyable story.


Doubt - John Patrick Shanley directs his first film since 1990's Joe Versus the Volcano, and also wrote this drama, set in 1964. The film centers on a nun who confronts a priest who has been accused of abusing a black student. The priest, of course, denies the allegations. Meryl Streep stars as the nun, Philip Seymour Hoffman as the priest, and Amy Adams as another nun. this film could become controversial, considering the touchy storyline, but may be compelling as well.
Seven Pounds - Will Smith stars in this drama about an IRS agent who is depressed and guilt-ridden over the mistakes he made in the past. Along the way, he changes the lives of seven people, including Emily (Rosario Dawson) and a blind pianist (Woody Harrelson). Barry Pepper also stars.


Twilight - Stephanie Meyer's popular teen novel gets the Hollywood treatment, which should send fans roaring to the theaters. Kristen Stewart stars as Bella Swan, who decides to live with her father in a small town in Washington. She falls for a young man named Edward, who, unbeknownst to her, is a vampire. He runs faster than a cheetah, can stop cars with his bare hands, and hasn't aged since 1918. (Hmmm....kinda sounds like Hancock's story.) The story is of forbidden love, as Edward must resist the primal pull of her scent (although he has no fangs and is what they'd call a vampire "vegetarian"). This looks to be a pretty decent story. A different take on the vampire genre. Let's hope it is.


Dec. 19th


The Brothers Bloom - Caper comedy with Mark Ruffalo as a career con man who enlists the help of his retired con man brother (Adrien Brody) to pull off one last heist. He has to show an eccentric millionaire (Rachel Weisz) the time of her life. Caper comedies have rarely misfired and this one should be pretty good. (The film is in limited release on this date. Wide release is set for January 13th, 2009.)


The Tale of Desperaux - An A-list cast highlights this animated tale based off the Kate DiCamillo children's novel, about three unlikely heroes: a mouse that would rather read books, an unhappy rat who schemes to escape the darkness of the dungeon, and a bumbling servant girl with cauliflower ears. These lives intertwine as they attempt to make their way to the castle above. The voice cast includes Matthew Broderick, Dustin Hoffman, Sigourney Weaver, Emma Watson, Christopher Lloyd, Robbie Coltrane (Hagrid in the Harry Potter films), William H. Macy, Kevin Kline, Stanley Tucci, and Tracey Ullman. This should be an entertaining animated tale, given the right material and the right cast (which is already evident).


Yes Man - Jim Carrey returns to comic form in this film (based off the Danny Wallace memoir) about a man who says "no" to everything, then one day, decides to challenge himself to say "yes" to everything. The trailer provides some solid laughs and Carrey has rarely let us down in this department, so this could be another big hit for the "man with the rubber face." Zooey Deschanel, Danny Masterson (from TV's That 70s Show), Bradley Cooper, and Terence Stamp also star.


Dec. 25th


Bedtime Stories - Ahhh. Christmas is finally here. Lights shine brightly in and outside of the house, as well as on the tree. Presents fill up every inch of space, bursting underneath the smell of pine (or plastic, whichever you decide to get). Then there's Adam Sandler with Disney....wait. What? We didn't see this one coming. Adam Sandler's Happy Madison Productions team up with Walt Disney Pictures in this family comedy/fantasy about a hotel handyman (Sandler) who tells his niece and nephew bedtime stories, only to discover they come true. Hopefully, considering it's with Disney, this Sandler comedy won't fall flat like his last couple (Zohan was okay, but disappointing, and Chuck & Larry was horrid). Keri Russell, Guy Pearce, and Courtney Cox co-star.


The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - David Fincher directs this story, written by Eric Roth, about the title character (Brad Pitt), who ages backwards...starting out as an old man and ending up as a baby. An original storyline is just what we need in this day and age, and this looks like it could be the ticket. Tilda Swinton, Cate Blanchett, Elle Fanning, and Elias Koteas also star.


Hurricane Season - What would the holiday season be without the inspirational sports story? This one takes place in post-Katrina New Orleans, where a high school basketball coach (Forest Whitaker) assembles a team of players from five different schools, and leads them to the state championship. Sounds like the same material we've seen over and over again. Hopefully, given it's primary setting, it will attract an audience. Tim Story directs, so let's hope he does a better job with sports dramas than he does with superhero movies...namely The Fantastic Four.


Marley & Me - Owen Wilson (in his first film since his personal fall-out) and Jennifer Aniston star in this comedy about a couple who learns important life lessons from their adorable, but neurotic dog. Based on the memoir by John Grogan, this should make an ample comedy for the holiday season. Both the leads are making an attempt to bounch back: Wilson from Drillbit Taylor and Aniston from The Break-Up.


The Spirit - Frank Miller adapts another one of his graphic novels, this one about a rookie cop (Gabriel Macht) who is murdered, then returns as The Spirit, who makes it his mission to fight the crime in Central City. Sounds like your basic superhero film, just with the added dash of it looking like Sin City (another Miller concoction). This one has been getting quite a bit of hype so it should do well. Will we like it, though? That's the question. Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L. Jackson, Eva Mendes, Jaime King (who was in Sin City), Eric Balfour, and Paz Vega also star.


Dec. 26th


Revolutionary Road - This film will most likely be heralded as the film that reunited Titanic's Jack and Rose. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet star in this adaptation of the novel by Richard Yates, about a couple living in 1950s Connecticut as they struggle with their personal problems while trying to raise two children. Hopefully, this one will have a happier ending than Titanic. Should make for a decent post-Christmas drama.


Waltz With Bashir - An R-rated documentary/drama with animated elements, about director Ari Folman who tracks down old friends and comrades about a certain point in his life that he can't remember while in the Lebanon War. As he digs deeper and deeper into this mystery, his memory unfolds in surreal images. Interesting, to say the least. This one may be worth a look.


Dec. 2008


Gran Torino - No official release date has been set yet for this action-drama, directed by and starring Clint Eastwood. For months, there were rumors that this was another Dirty Harry film, but that's been proven false. The story is actually about a disgruntled Korean War vet (Eastwood) who sets out to reform his neighbor, a young Hmong teenager, who attempted to steal his most prized possession: a 1972 Gran Torino. Eastwood is coming off hot with his thriller Changeling, so that should provide some added fuel for this film, which looks to make a good time at the movies.




That wraps up my preview for the fall and winter season. Although there's only a few certain blockbusters, there seem to be a lot of memoirs, movies based off books, and the reuniting of cast members and/or filmmakers. This season also comes with a lot of hope for films. A LOT. Until next time, I'll be seeing you at the movies.

"Babylon A.D." a Dullard


There's a point in filmmaking that a movie's so bad that even the filmmaker's diss the snot out of it, then you're in for a real bomb. In a recent interview, Mathieu Kassovitz, director of this wretched box of ditritus, aka Babylon A.D., stated that he hated the way the film turned out, due to the studio's constant cutting and re-cutting of the film. He also hated how it didn't get envisioned the way he wanted the Maurice G. Dantec novel to be. Vin Diesel even joked, asking if he was still even in the movie, due to the constant cutting of the film. In the end, it's a waste.

Diesel returns to action status (or lack thereof) in this tepid, futuristic action-drama, playing a mercenary named Toorop, whose is hired to escort a woman, who's carrying an organism that bears the coming of two Messiahs. Toorop, along with the woman's nun guardian (Michelle Yeoh), must protect her from a cult that's attempting to harvest this organism. They trek from Russia to New York City, battling evildoers every step of the way. Essentially, this is basically a futuristic version of The Nativity Story.

The futuristic set pieces are nice, especially when they hit New York. However, it seems like it should be in a completely different film. Everything else about this movie is bad. The dialogue is awful, Diesel monologues a lot, the action is flat and unexciting, and above and beyond all, it's just plain boring. Diesel does what he can with this, but Yeoh is completely wasted. I'd be blown away if people stayed in their seats, rather than jumping out of them to get to the exit. The A.D. in the title must stand for "Another Dud."


1 1/2 stars

"Traitor" Keeps You Guessing


Who do we trust? Who can we trust? A lot of people, everyday, ponder these very questions. In Traitor, these questions are the foundation of the story.

Don Cheadle stars as a Samir, a Sudan native, working as an undercover Special Ops for the U.S. Government. He's joined a terrorist group as part of his operation, who set up a number of jobs, aimed at bombing U.S. soil. Very soon, the FBI is on his tail, thinking he's nothing but a terrorist, and not knowing the truth. But what is the truth? Two FBI agents in particular, played by Guy Pearce and Neal McDonough, are hot on the trail, staying at least one step behind Samir.

Aside from the cast doing superb work, especially Cheadle, Pearce, McDonough, and Jeff Daniels (who plays Samir's contact), the best thing about this film is that it keeps you guessing. There comes a point in the film where you just believe he's a criminal, but then we're shown he's not. Then back again. It keep flipping around, to the point where we don't know if he's good or if he's bad. Which one is the traitor? The film lags a bit throughout some points, but for the most part, it's riveting and keeps you entertained.


3 stars

New Posters For Third Batman Sequel?

These may be nothing, but I was looking around on Movies Online and came across these very interesting posters, apparently an indication of the lastest Batman film, titled Gotham City. See for yourself.







Now, these could be nothing more than just fan-made posters. The backgrounds are the same as seen in some of The Dark Knight posters. The first poster appears to be Catwoman; the second, Harley Quinn (The Joker's girlfriend); and the third, The Riddler.

If these are fan-made, the cast list at the top are pretty extensive. Marion Cotillard, Kristin Bell, and David Tennant, are the new comers. However, looking at the third poster (The Riddler), you can tell the photograph looks a bit fake, almost like it's a painting or hand drawing.

I did some digging and the only stuff I came across involving a third Christopher Nolan Batman flick are early rumors that Johnny Depp was in line to play The Riddler and some other fluff of hiring Cher to play Catwoman(?!) and possibly getting Philip Seymour Hoffman to play The Penguin. Now, I know for a fact that The Penguin will not arrive in a Batman movie as long as Christopher Nolan is helming. Nolan stated in an early Dark Knight interview, when asked which villains he would like to bring to the big screen, that he definitely wouldn't put The Penguin in because he think's it's a stupid and ridiculous character (not his exact words). As for the the rumor of Cher playing Catwoman, I think it's a little far-fetched and a bit of a crazy idea. But who knows? At first, I didn't think Heath Ledger was right for the role of The Joker, but as filming went on and I saw more and more of his persona, I fell in love with his version. I guess only time will tell on whether these posters are legit or not.

Until next time, I'll be seeing you...at the movies.

Outside of Prison, "Death Race" A Fun Ride


You come across a film once in a while where you just scratch your head at the title, wondering what it means or what the movie is about. Regarding a movie I'll be reviewing in the coming weeks, aptly titled College. Right there, you know it's about college. Now, you look at the latest 007 movie, Quantum of Solace and think, "what the...!" This isn't the case with Death Race. Just hearing the title, you know that a race is involved and people will ultimately die. This is a loose remake of the 1975 Roger Corman B-Movie, titled Death Race 2000. The campiness and some of the gore of the original are gone in this version.

The film takes place in 2012, where the economy is in ruins and the prisons are run by private organizations. Jason Statham stars as Jenson Ames, a hard-working steel mill worker who gets laid off after the mill he works for gets shut down. Jenson is happily married, with a beautiful baby daughter. The one fateful evening, Jenson's wife is murdered, and, in true cliche fashion, Jenson is knocked out, only to awaken that he is being charged for her murder. Now, either the Judicial system seriously sucks in the future or there isn't one, because Jenson is hauled straight to prison. The prison he gets to go to is the toughest on the planet. It's called Terminal Island and it's governed by the ruthless Hennessey (Joan Allen, bringing her ice cold stare to the plate). There, there's a popular webcast called Death Race, where the inmates compete in just that, a race to the death. Five wins and you're set free. Jenson makes friends right away with Coach (Ian McShane) and makes enemies right away with Machine Gun Joe (Tyrese Gibson), a guy whom we're told right away is gay, but they never follow up on it. It's discovered that Jenson was a former pro race car driver, so Hennessey coerces him into portraying Frankenstein, a masked racer who could be anybody, really, seeing as the original Frankenstein probably died a while ago. It seems the audiences favorite character is Frankenstein and Hennessey wants to keep him around so much, she doesn't want him to leave, even though he's already got four wins. Hennessey makes Jenson a deal, and so it begins.

There's two different sets of scenes in this film. Those on the track and those in the prison. The prison scenes are rife with cliche, and they feel they've been ripped off by other prison movies. They seem to be just fillers for the racing scenes. On the track is a different story. It's full of mayhem, excitement, everything a man needs to fuel his testosterone. The cast does a fine job, especially McShane, whose probably the film's best asset. There's enough entertainment packed in to go along for the ride.


2 1/2 stars

The Force Is Nowhere as "The Clone Wars" Takes "Star Wars" to the Shitter


What's become of George Lucas? This is the second disappointment of the year (after the hugely upsetting Indy 4). A record low. Should Lucas pack up his things, head back to Skywalker Ranch, and just sit back, counting the billions of dollars he's still raking in from the original Star Wars films and their prequels? HELL YES!
What's essentially a 98-minute preview to the TV show that will air later on Cartoon Network, this animated slopfest, which takes place between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith has less to do with the Clone Wars and more to do with the recovery of Jabba's son (the Clone Wars takes a backseat). This movie should've been retitled Star Wars Episode II 1/2: The Search for Jabba's Fat-Ass Son. Instead of getting the usual scrolling prologue, we get a narration from a guy who sounds like he did all those propoganda news reels in the '40s and '50s. The Clone Wars rage on between the Separatists and the Galactic Republic. Jabba's son mysteriously goes missing and the Jedi Knights are hired to find him. This means Anakin (voice of Matt Lanter) and his new padawan, Ahsoka Tano (voice of Ashley Eckstein). Meanwhile, Count Dooku (voice of Christopher Lee) plots against Jabba, stating that it was the Jedi that stole Jabba's son.
First off, the animation is absolutely horrible! It's like marionette puppets moving out there. They're just mouths moving on emotionless faces. Anakin's looks like he was modeled after a Michael Myers mask. Jabba looks like a giant turd! The dialogue is awful and we get more annoying characters. Ahsoka is so damn annoying, within the first few minutes of her being onscreen, I wanted to reach in there, grab Anakin's lightsaber, and dice her up. Her annoying voice was enough to drive anyone over the edge. She should mate with Jar Jar Binks. The action is stiff and mediocre. The soldiers don't run, they prance around like ninnies! Everything that should've gone right with this movie, goes horribly, horribly wrong! The writers exhaust every last effort to squeeze some glimmer of life out of this putrid waste, going even as far to throw jokes and gags in with the droids, but even those fall flat! AND POOP JOKES?! IN A STAR WARS FILM?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! This film is a scar on the Star Wars name. This isn't Star Wars!! This is SHIT!!


1 star

Disney’s "Bolt" Trailer and Teaser Poster




Here's the trailer and teaser poster for the latest Disney feature, Bolt.










Disney's latest is about a dog (voice of John Travolta), who's the lead in a TV superhero TV series about a superdog (think "Million Dollar Dog") who saves his master (voice of Miley Cyrus) from danger. It's basically a combination of Lassie, Brain from "Inspector Gadget," and Underdog. The only problem is, Bolt thinks the show is real and when he escapes from the studio, thinks his master has been kidnapped. The voice cast also includes Malcolm McDowell, Nick Swardson, and Diedrich Bader. The film opens in theaters, November 21st.

"Tropic Thunder" Explodes with Action and Comedy


While watching this film, I was reminded of a Mark Twain quote: "Cheer up. The worst is yet to come." This applies to the five lead actors in Tropic Thunder, a film, which is based off a book by a former Vietnam vet (Nick Nolte). The actors, unwittingly, think they're filming a movie, but are in fact, thrust into a war against druglords.
As the film opens, we're treated to three faux movie trailers and one commercial. Each displaying the actor's latest films. These set off the laughs right away. Then we get a narration by Nolte, who plays "Four Leaf" Tayback. We see a destructive battle in Vietnam going on, actually a scene from the movie, Tropic Thunder (the one in the film). Ben Stiller plays Tugg Speedman, an action star who's trying to ditch the cheesy action films and go for something a little more dramatic. He's also trying to recover from his latest film, where he portrayed a mentally challenged farmhand with a gift for reading horses minds. We're told that the film was a critical failure (dubbed "one of the worst films of all time") and a box-office bomb. Robert Downey, Jr. plays Kirk Lazarus, a Russell Crowe-type actor who's so into method acting, he undergoes skin pigmentation to portray an African-American soldier. We also get Jeff Portnoy, the Eddie Murphy of the group. A comic actor with a serious heroin addiction. The other two are rapper-turned-actor Alpa Chino (Brandon T. Jackson) and newcomer Kevin Sandusky (Jay Baruchel). They can't seem to get serious about the film. Fed up with everything, the film's director (Steve Coogan), takes advice from "Four Leaf" and thrusts them into the jungle wilds, with hidden cameras watching their every move. Only, when they're left on their own, they think they're still filming, especially Speedman, who doesn't know that the druglords are, in fact, killer druglords.
What's their to say about this film? It's hilarious in every way. I've always been a fan of the movie-within-a-movie genre, and this definitely reaches the top of my list. Downey, Jr. is the best of all (and not that controversial), but the rest of the cast does an excellent job. Stiller's direction is great. We also get hilarious support from Matthew McConaughey as Tugg's agent and Tom Cruise as an egomanical, bald, overweight producer. Much to my surprise, Tom Cruise is freakin' hilarious in this role. Tropic Thunder is explosive in every way.


3 1/2 stars

Franco Steals the Show as ’Pineapple Express’ Goes Up In Smoke





Not everyone can make a successful action-comedy. It can be a tough thing to accomplish. In the end, it's all about balance. Even Judd Apatow makes a valiant attempt. His lastest, a stoner action-comedy has the right balance throughout the entire film, but falls apart in the end.
Apatow regular Seth Rogan stars as Dale Denton, a process server with a penchant for pot. One night, while on his way to serve a businessman (Gary Cole) papers, he witnesses him and a cop (Rosie Perez) kill a guy. He hooks up with his dealer friend, Saul (James Franco) and they go on the run together, all the while being chased by two hitmen (Kevin Corrigan, Craig Robinson). What ties them together is the special pot called Pineapple Express that Dale accidentally dropped outside the guy's house, which he got from Saul, and Saul's the only one with that kind.
Let me start off by saying that Franco steals the show from the beginning. Whoever thought Harry Osborne could be so damn funny? He's the glue that holds this film together. Rogen does a fine job as always and the story is pretty funny. There's a nice blend of action and comedy. However, in the final act, the film gets caught up in the action, it outweighs the comedy and makes it unbalanced. The film, sad to say, goes up in smoke.


2 1/2 stars

Harry Potter Film Moves to Summer

For all you Harry Potter fans eagerly awaiting the latest installment of the blockbuster franchise, Half-Bloof Prince, you'll have to wait well into 2009. The film, the sixth in the series, was set to open November 21st, but has been pushed back by Warner Bros. to July 17th, 2009. Warner Bros. decided on the move because their was an opening in the summer schedule and they decided to take advantage of the busy summer season.